When you are running from ghosts, you can bike or you can drink or you can flirt or you can make plans or you can work hard or you can love or you can betray or you can hurricane.
But these ghosts have long legs.
They take
tall strides until
they
are
Right behind you!
And then
they'll
Leap!
Onto your head!
And you’ll have to stop running and biking and drinking and flirting and making plans and working and loving and betraying and hurricane-ing
all at once because these ghosts are so heavy.
If a long leg ghost is on your head, listen to me. It may take full concentration and proper systems of organization to reason with it.
It could take tactics of open acknowledgement or feigned ignorance.
To coax a long leg ghost off your head
you could
take a vacation
or
sleep in a new place.
Try a few things and let me know.
Sorry.
I don't have the time to offer more options, I am running from them too!